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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 6:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Mommy's Report Card

A Mom is driving her little girl to a friend's house for a play date.

"Mommy,"the little girl asks, "how old are you?"

"Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother warns. "It is not polite."

"Ok," the little girl says. "Mommy, how much do you weigh?"

"Now really," the mother says, "these are personal questions, and really none of your business."

Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Mommy, why did you and daddy get a divorce?"

"That is enough questions, honestly!" The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.

"My Mom wouldn't tell me anything," the little girl says to her friend.

"Well," said the friend, "all you need to do is look at her drivers license. It is like a report card. It has everything on it."

Later that night, the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you are. You are 32."

The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out?"

"Mommy, I also know that you weigh 140 pounds."

The mother is past surprise and shocked now. "How in heaven's name did you find that out?"

"And," the little girl says triumphantly, "Mommy, I know why you and daddy got a divorce."

"Oh really?" the mother asks. "And why's that?"

"Because you got an F in sex."
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